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| 25-07-11 | "When I was at channel 9, I was doing state girls" - Anon |
| 16-07-11 | "I had to keep it in my pants all year" - Bobby |
| 04-06-11 | "Was that Longy, i though that guy was called Wide Nguyen" - Jan |
| 04-06-11 | "Get outta town!" - Matt Mostak after conceding a free kick |
| 17-05-11 | "Yeah, I don't like passing" - Jon |
| 17-05-11 | "Often wrong but never in doubt" - Anon |
| 17-05-11 | "When I was seven I thought c**k rings were cool" - Saf |
| 17-05-11 | Joe - "Was Pancho drunk?" Saf - "He was Pancho drunk." |
| 17-05-11 | "We're two-nil up in World Wars. That's pretty good I think" - Jon |
| 17-05-11 | "He got that so De Wrong" - Crab |
| 17-05-11 | "I don't want to be captain each game, but I'd like the option of captain" - Jon |