Lee “The Goblin” Bennett

Posted on 26 March, 2014 in Player Profiles by Armin Mayer

Transfered from another glamorous club in 2005 and immediately was ready to “Kickstart the Heart” of our Motley Crue. Adding more than his fair share of genius to this cesspool of glamour, the nappy sanned ones soared to new heights with this midfielder come defender ruling the waves of attack. Like Thor swinging his mighty hammer summoning the Gods of War, Lee “Puskas” Bennett consistently beats the toughest opponenents into submission.

Recently rumoured to have turned down Paris Hilton for not having enough “glamour”, Lee has put a few more kilos of bleach in his cupboards to once again delight the faithful at the Stadium of White with the master’s touch.

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